The BIGGEST fuckboy. He's a child molester so if you see him in your area, don't hesitate to beat that ass, just make sure you don't enjoy it first. He's raped over 100 kids and watched child pornography as a hobbie. The dudes teenie weenie is the size of a peanut and many people may mistake it for his brain. You can often tell if you've found him if you come across a psychopath on the highway on your way to Mcdonalds. Careful, he'll happily rape your car as well. so if you spot a scrawny asshole with lots of sebum on his face and semen, call the police immediately if you don't wanna get booty-raped.
by VeeStar April 17, 2019
Get the Austinmug. Austin is a little white school shooter who thinks Laurier is a shooting range. He likes to spend his Free time with his sister in the bathroom for a long time(I wonder what he could be doing?)
Guy 1: Hey you seen Austin I he told me not to come to school today.
Guy 2 : Yeah he told me he was going to the shooting range
*Austin shows up with blood on his shirt and Rishana in his hands calling for help and he sees the two guys and prosends to have a gay 3some in front of the girl who is scared for her life as Austin punishes the 2 guys asshole
Guy 2 : Yeah he told me he was going to the shooting range
*Austin shows up with blood on his shirt and Rishana in his hands calling for help and he sees the two guys and prosends to have a gay 3some in front of the girl who is scared for her life as Austin punishes the 2 guys asshole
by Anonymous Mayo Slayer December 19, 2018
Get the Austinmug. the type of poopy to steal your cheeseburger. everyone has given up on ever seeing their cheeseburgers again, thanks to Austin.
by scrotumtickler8008 November 23, 2021
Get the austinmug. A Austin is Typically a gay in the closet who loves drama to the point where it effects others around him. He becomes your friend and talks behind your back. He also likes kpop too much.
by Midnightsillystring July 28, 2020
Get the Austinmug. Oh he did an austin
by Dork who doesn't put milk away February 28, 2014
Get the Austinmug. The 3rd top name in sports, that America doesn't care about. i.e. soccer, hockey, quidditch, or archery. Austins usually have abs like Thor and will not hesitate to show them. When drunk, Austins have uncontrollable urges to throw smart phones at squirrels and rodents. They also love ridin' dirty to "On My Level" by Wiz Khalifa. The mortal enemy of an Austin are the Japanese.
Did you go to Austin's game?
No, I had.....clothes to fold.
I found a dead squirrel!
Austin must have gotten him.
No, I had.....clothes to fold.
I found a dead squirrel!
Austin must have gotten him.
by Detective Bonghits February 28, 2013
Get the Austinmug.