Aunt Mom

The lady I always called Aunt is now my mother -in- law...I married her son years later

she was once my aunt now she is my mother-in law... she is my . Aunt Mom

by Nogrid17 January 12, 2018

Your aunt a croissant

The deflection of 'Your grandpap a trap'

Jim - Your Grandpap a trap
Me - Your Aunt a croissant
Jim - O FUK

by Granny Debbie May 23, 2018

My aunts in town

Period

Can do it tonight my aunts in town.

by Common sense bitch September 10, 2016

aunt may

when you fuck a chick outside in the hot heat of may.

me and Cindy did an aunt may yesterday.

by deathazoid May 22, 2008

Ur Aunt Autistic

The only insult that can surpass “Ur Granny Tranny”. Only use this when you want to end someones life

Jim: Ur mom gay
Matt: No u
Jim: Ur dad lesbian
Matt: Ur granny tranny
Jim: Ur aunt autistic
Matt: *dies instantly- stuck in purgatory*

by Composition Notebook March 12, 2018

Aunt Jemima's Gumbo

The grossest, most disgusting sex act so terrible very few people utter the directions of the act, the small community that knows the definition practices before preaching.

"I heard she got a big healthy serving of Aunt Jemima's Gumbo"

"That's disgusting, Todd"

by Misty Johnson February 18, 2008

Your Aunt Sally

The next, next, next level of the your mum, your face jokes. THE ULTIMATE TRUMP. It means a win no matter what...

Person 1: You suck
Person 2: Your face sucks
Person 1: Your mum sucks
Person 2: Your mum's face sucks
Person 1: Your Aunt Sally Sucks
Person 2: I don't have an aunt sally
Person 1: you do now
*progresses into full scale riot*
Riot Police: In the name of Aunt Sally Stop
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Random: WhO tHe HeLl ArE?!?!?!
Me: Your aunt sally

by Sally, Aunt Sally December 15, 2008