The Mystery Pond

Any depth of undentifable liquid

Ahhhhh the mystery pond

by Hedonia January 22, 2024

Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.

Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.

by Will99912 January 2, 2025

old mill pond

Old Milwaukie Beer. It was cheap beer to get for college keggers.

We're drinking Old Mill Pond, as usual.

by goedeck January 3, 2010

Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

sandra ponde

Sandra ponde is typically a devil in human form. She tends to take alot of cock that causes a deformation in the wastal areas of her body in her later years. She doesn't like children and often treats them as slaves to feel power and authority over them. She tends to marry older men. She behaves very controlling but is just trying to make you afraid

Miss sandra

ponde is the worst.

Sandra ponde is not fit to raise/teach these kids

by Harrymcdonald November 22, 2023

Pond Shrimp

Semen

Dude, I sprayed my pond shrimp all over her face last night

by demon_peaches September 21, 2018

Tres-ponding

Verb; to trespond (tres-pond): The act of swimming in a pond that is not legally your own. This act is done without consent of the pond owner and is a misdemeanor in all states, except Michigan.

My friend was tres-ponding in Mr. Humans backyard pond while he was on vacation.

by BenjiBoo12 April 30, 2022