Assistance Getting Around My Home

A way to ask for help.

X:It appears I need assistance getting around my home.
Y:Oh let me help you!

by PwnageTravesty June 4, 2011

seasoned assist

the act of receiving a facial while masturbating

I went to Greg's last night and he served me a seasoned assist

by lowquality August 3, 2025

Pernicious Assistance

Help provided against the will of the recipient and/or giver

The grocery store bagger, in a fine display of pernicious assistance, quickly jammed my items into the bag, despite my saying "no, thanks" as I paid the cashier. "It's my job, ma'am," said his mouth, as his eyes told me to stop blocking the line.

by Pernicious Assistant November 10, 2021

Agent's Assistant

A person who can't seem to know their life purpose no matter how many times they try to look at it.

My agent's assistant is dumb. She want's so much money, her ass can't even make a dime without me!

by WhoKares June 13, 2020

friendly assist

Giving a friend a hand job outside of a relationship.

It's been a while for Brad so I gave him a friendly assist.

by Ahael December 19, 2023

supermarket assistant

Aunty's cookies Gunna have me all fucked up.... Aka can I have 5 marijuana's 👾

If you can't find the cookies ask the supermarket assistant.

by Lost then found July 15, 2021

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