Archie

He has a massive penis and loves little boys, but deep down he's a top g😎

"Archie is such a top g"

by Daddymbappe69 September 13, 2022

Dirty Archie

When 5 Guys are having a wank In front of each other and nut all over each other.

Person 1: Hey didn't they do a dirty archie?

by YeetusCleetusDetus April 9, 2023

Archie

Fucking Lanky, Brownie Blonde Hair, Undercut/Man bun. Obsessed with football, funny, handsome.

Man- OMG LOOK IT’S ARCHIE THE SLENDERMAN

Slender man meaning tall man

by SLENDERMAN’S BITCH July 1, 2024

Archie

Super Deppresed

He is so dpressed

that's an archie

by XXXEvelyneXXX October 23, 2023

Archie King

A theiving ,Conniving cock gobbling jew . Typically a short gay goblin of a man that has a burning desire to fiddle da kidddies

Dont be such an Archie king faggot

by archiesmumisinmyfreezer June 22, 2022

Archie

He’s the biggest eshay of all time. His penis is bigger than your step dad. Ask any laddies and they will say “Archie is so cute”. He also is very skilled at every sport.

Girl 1: Sheeeeesh look how eshay that cute boy is.
Girl 2: I heard his name was Archie

by Eshay king May 16, 2021

Archie

Cooler than: Griddia
Cooler than: Big Sam
Cooler than: Little Sam
Cooler than: Erin Smelly Malik
Cooler than: Nathan Sexy Isherwood
Cooler than: Stinky Idiot Molly (Moudly)
Cooler than: Emo Maiya
Cooler than: Christian Cutie Eccles
Cooler than: Standing Up Adam
Cooler than: Fin (The Fucking GOAT)
Cooler than: Kathleen (Spewns Sugarr)

Archie is the fucking GOAT bro. You wish that you knew him

by Guy With Legs February 5, 2024