Dirty Ares

Before he has sex he slaps the hoe with his dick. He's also known as the pussy shredder.

Danm that dude is a Dirty Ares right there. I wish I was that guy.

by Pussy warrior April 21, 2022

AR-15

1. A perfectly harmless device that throws pointy metal objects super duper fast, with which if it is referred to as an assault rifle people freak the fuck out and call you a snowflake tree hugging homo, but logic says not to call it a gun because it's just big as fuck and the common person assumes a gun to be something held in one hand, it surely doesn't look like a rifle; e.g. sniper rifle actually looks like a rifle, DEFINITELY cannot call it a machine gun, NRA members will likely FREAK OUT AT YOUR LACK OF EDUCATION REGARDING PROPER IDENTIFICATION AND CLASSIFICATION OF FIREARMS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Because we all have military experience, or small cocks with which we need to compensate for.

2. A pointy metal object thrower that is NOT DEADLY OR DANGEROUS AT ALL, yet is used by nearly every mass murderer, coincidence? Of course not, they just have constant flash sales promoting this type of pointy shooty thing at Mass Murdermart.

3. A tool with which all persons, children, rapitsts, criminals, murderers, terrorists, fuzzy foreigners, republican domestic terrorists, people of faith, people of no faith, don't forget ANTIFA, protestors, people "supervising and offering medical aid" to protestors, and hell aliens upon arrival into this galaxy should be given and expected to have on their person at all mother fucking times because MURICA!!!!!!!!!!

Now now Grady, an ar-15 is no more dangerous than a hammer or chef's knife, even though hammers and chef knifes have practical safe uses that society greatly benefit from and would be lost without, and ar-15 is just a murdering machine, did I say machine I'm soooooo sorry go fuck your sister.

Well Buck & Jeb perhaps it's not really hunting or challenging to use an ar-15 to hunt, sorta like using a gattling gun to "hunt fish" in a bucket.

by ThumbsUpSisterFucker May 27, 2022

Ares

Ares is the most beautiful and sexy girl in the entire world. Without a doubt she is unique and has the best body, face and personality. She is a wifey!!! 10/10 tho

Have you heard about Ares having a bf now?
- No, but he is a lucky guy…

by temp-644869 November 22, 2021

Ar

Your someone who is liked by people but is still a loner. Oh, and your ugly

D’Ari oh I mean Ar is ugly

by It’s At June 26, 2020

Rhys Ares

Throat Goat and Mixing Genius

"Yo is that Rhys Ares???"
"Yeah man get the 33 Splitter out his grinder g"

by VaccSumm September 10, 2023

Areli

If your name is Areli then you are probably an ugly rat. She can be really dumb and annoying.

Areli is such a rat

by Mexican Cookie cutter November 15, 2019

my ar lag

owned by ports hell

my ar lag is ports hells slut

by A nigga with no hands April 27, 2022