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Separation Anxiety 

when two ppl, or animals, get anxiety when separated from their significant others or treasured items
boy: Man, brody and reagan sure have separation anxiety
other boy: no shit. they can’t go 10 minutes without touching

groupon anxiety 

the preoccupation and feeling of anxiousness and not being able to sleep knowing that a new Groupon will be released after 1am.

Must be remedied ASAP by checking groupon.com

The result of an addiction to groupons, which can't be escaped, even on a vacation to costa rica
(After having sex, 1:30 am) Girl: Come here! Let's go to sleep!

Guy: Hold on! I have to to check to see what today's groupon is, I was thinking about it the entire time I was fucking you

Girl: Ugh! Groupon anxiety again?! I'm gonna yell.
groupon anxiety by twinklover April 26, 2010

Boge Anxiety 

The phenomena of needing a cigarette after someone around you lights one.
After todd lit up a boge, I was overwhelmed with boge anxiety and had to lite one up myself.
Boge Anxiety by PokerKing January 24, 2010

Seperation anxiety 

Separation anxiety is when someone is afraid of being separated from a particular person, persons, or even a pet. While many people associate separation anxiety with children, adults can experience the condition as well
Freddy : dont leave or im going to be a dick !
Jol: Seperation anxiety bad !

click anxiety 

The act of becoming anxious or nervous when trying to click on tiny, closely spaced links. The fear that you will waste precious seconds then either hitting the back button to try again to click the ridiculously small link that you will probably miss again now that you're paranoid about missing it.
I meant to go to page two but clicked on page three, dammit now I'm going to have click anxiety!
click anxiety by SeanBlader June 17, 2010

WWF Anxiety 

The anxiety that builds as you wait for your friends to take their turn playing Words with Friends. Often causes a momentary feeling of abandonment and a realization that that maybe you do not in fact have any actual friends.
Tom - "Dude, what is up with the attitude?"
Matt - "None of my friends are playing Words with Friends and it's been like 5 minutes since I sent my last move."
Tom - "Wow, my WWF Anxiety doesn't usually hit till at least the 15 minute mark."