definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.
by poisonivey March 30, 2023
definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.
by poisonivey March 30, 2023
A type of fecal matter that is in a healthy cylindrical shape, but is very long and too hard to break with your sphincter. Also is considerably uncomfortable to expel. In other words, too much fiber, not enough water.
Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: Let's just say I won't be eating Belgian waffles any time soon.
Guy 1: How many waffles did you eat?
Guy 2: Enough to shit an anchor cable.
Guy 1: That's a lot of fucking waffles.
Guy 2: Let's just say I won't be eating Belgian waffles any time soon.
Guy 1: How many waffles did you eat?
Guy 2: Enough to shit an anchor cable.
Guy 1: That's a lot of fucking waffles.
by zatchbell622 June 28, 2016
Much like Garf’s Law And Bidoof’s Law Anchors Law is one of the canon laws on the app ifunny. The law itself has it’s Origin point from the iFunny user “anchorthesun”. It simply state’s “Women in male dominated sports are guaranteed to be whores, this is an undeniable constant”
And example of this is the law is Renee Gracie, an ex-V8 supercar racer, now turned Onlyfans girl. Anchors law in a nutshell.
by Monkfield June 08, 2020
Kids who say they wanna fight but ain’t like that.
Fastest kid in Michigan goes there.
Nice teachers and good coaches.
Fastest kid in Michigan goes there.
Nice teachers and good coaches.
Anchor Bay North Has a kid that has burners and his Braydon Kloeb and all the rest need to get on his level.
by NotBraydonKloeb October 13, 2021
It means, in summary, if you were to shorten the meaning down, it would pretty much mean narrowly that if you were to summarize the meaning into one simple definition, that is not long and complicated, that it means to waste someone's time by writing unnecessary text to a definition
Person 1: What does We Are Anchored mean?
Me: It means, in summary, if you were to shorten the meaning down, it would pretty much mean narrowly that if you were to summarize the meaning into one simple definition, that is not long and complicated, that it means to waste someone's time by writing unnecessary text to a definition
Me: It means, in summary, if you were to shorten the meaning down, it would pretty much mean narrowly that if you were to summarize the meaning into one simple definition, that is not long and complicated, that it means to waste someone's time by writing unnecessary text to a definition
by PorkTower December 26, 2022
by Shing9778 June 11, 2024