aless

(noun) person who believes conspiracy theories from 9/11 being an inside job to the Covid-19 virus being a biologic weapon. They aren't generally gullible, but they believe most conspiracy theories.

Person1: "Dude! I'm being serious! 9/11 was an inside job! The american government wanted a pretext to invade Iraq: think of all the petrol they got out of it!"
Person2: "Man, stop being such an aless, fr."

by A_aav April 7, 2022

Alessandro

Being an alessandro Nesta with a bird
Being a whipped cunt
Ditching your mates for a bird
Seeing a bird multiple times in a week
Refusing to drop game and committing yourself to one girl
Becoming a little simp

Yeah mate being an alessandro again ain’t he.
Can’t believe he’s left us for her again,what an alessandro!
He needs an intervention he can’t keep being an alessandro

by zdpfc April 13, 2022

Alessio

To see how many people searched my name

Hi my name is alessio and I’m going to share my sport today my is wrestling

by Lack …….. ,Nj’k May 19, 2022

Alessio

A dude who is stoned af all the time. High off of his keister. In the clouds. Anywhere that's not earth. Most bent straight guy you'll ever meet. Pretty cool but probably is an emo softie with hidden problems and insecurities on the inside. Gets no bitches. No ladies. He's super sweet but falls in love easy. Lost emotions. May or may not have 5 pounds in his car. Manwhore.

Me: damn, He's high again.
somone: who?
me: alessio

by iAngelbuns July 22, 2022

Alessia Frenquelucci

the most beautiful girl in the world. She is perfect. She makes you more happy than you could imagine. Her green eyes are stunning, and sometimes you can't look away from them. She's crazy good at soccer, better than anyone. She makes all your problems go away because when you're with her, all you can focus on is her. When you're not with her all your problems go away. That's why you always want to be with her. Alessia is perfect.

"Alessia Frenquelucci is such a cool person to be around"
"Alessia Frenquelucci is perfect! I wanna be like her."

by GrantGrubor August 9, 2022

alessia f

the most beautiful girl in the world. She is perfect. She makes you more happy than you could imagine. Her green eyes are stunning, and sometimes you can't look away from them. She's crazy good at soccer, better than anyone. She makes all your problems go away because when you're with her, all you can focus on is her. When you're not with her all your problems go away. That's why you always want to be with her. Alessia is perfect.

"Alessia F is so perfect"
"I wish I was as good at soccer as Alessia F"

by GrantGrubor August 9, 2022

ALESSIO

Alessio is the typical name for an Italian ancient god. He can be weird at times and super funny the moment after. He seems like a normal god at first but once you start to knowing him you’ll understand the obscure world inside him. He is a psychopath, don’t get yourself caught with the girl he likes or he will torment you with an axe.

X: Did you see Sarah?
Y: Yes, she is with someone else!
X: I’m gonna go Alessio…

by GodNya September 7, 2022