A phenomenon where flashing lights in public spaces—such as streetlamps, traffic signals, or neon signs—malfunction in an erratic or eerie manner, often without a clear cause. Named after the girl who first decided to document the pattern and brought attention to its strange consistency.
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by beki treadway October 28, 2020

Abigail is a very interesting child. She’s probably like 4 foot nothing and simps for everyone. She’s smart 20% of the time and the dumbest bish you’ve ever seen 80%. She also really likes stealing pretzels so keep them away from her.
by idkwhattoputhereUwU January 22, 2022

Abigail is the sweetest, prettiest, and most caring girl ever, she has a great personality and you can't stay mad at her for more than 5 seconds
Abigail is amazing
by Not wrong March 22, 2022

a fat ugly cow. She usually farts in the bath tube and eats the bubbles. She also puts hot dogs in her pants to save them for later. and one time she lost three orbies in her vagina, and still to this day cannot find them. Also her nick name is "Guppy" her unclegave her that name after the fucked because she smells like fish
by karmasabitch_mel August 30, 2019

Abi is a stupid and dumb girl. She can play the piano pretty well and isn’t the least athletic. She constantly insults people but doesn’t mean to hurt them. She is honestly a wonderful girl if you get to know her. She stands up for her friends a lot. She doesn’t like to see anyone hurt or alone. She really enjoys being with boys and playing soccer.
by Linda and Heather December 7, 2021

Abigails are kind and smart. They have faces that are sunkissed and skin that glows. They seem so happy and perfect. However, they are the freakiest people out there. They are also insanely good kissers. They are very athletic but still look hot while doing it. Don't ever lose an Abigail.
Person 1: Dude, is that your girlfriend Abigail?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1:She will literally bite your face off.
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1:She will literally bite your face off.
by Person_who_is_Alive March 6, 2021
