Luke

Luke is a fury and like to fuck fraiser up the bum hole taking his inside out his bumhole and stroking

Do u want to smoke some luke? Pass the luke

by Lolgay lol November 21, 2018

Luke

To be a Luke is to lick someone’s icy BALLS! He survives by eating sausages with Mustard and Butt sauce. He is a mythical creature with no friends, since he is too short to do anything. One time he was too fat and short to ride a roller coaster

Oh look there is a Luke he couldn’t ride the FUJI YAMA! He has no friends and he is gay.

by I am Pettit October 3, 2019

luke

a faggot who fake laughs all the time like a little faggot

luke: hehehehe
me: shut the fuck up you little faggot

by guywhohatesfaggotslikeluke November 29, 2018

Luke

Some guy that may or may not have a salty lip fetish.

Ayeeee, Luke!! Salty enough for you???

by Your boy Lukas January 23, 2018

Luke

This person loves video games yet is not always amazing at them. When Luke finds a thing he is passionate about he will not give up on it. Luke can usually be crazy and stubborn and also with trusting issue, but once you get to know this person they will usually make you laugh or hysterically cringe

Someone: I wanna talk.
Luke: I wanna play video games so maybe another time

by Skullz180 February 13, 2019

Luke

That one guy who comes to school only one every two weeks. We don’t know how he stays enrolled, maybe it’s befaus people bribe him with pickles to stay.

Guy: Where’s Luke?

Girl: Do you even know him? He’s never at school dumb ass

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

Luke

That one buff but sensitive guy in the group whose crippling insecurity prevents him from trying anything outside his comfort zone, continuously referencing memes as a way to numb the pain that is reality.

God dammit Luke stop referencing memes when no one gets it, thats why you have no friends and for gods sake can u add other games to your steam library other than CSGO, you have 300hrs on it but no hours invested irl.

by Wizard of Succ February 21, 2018