Violent shower

A never-ending cycle of shampoo bottles hitting you, because they fell on your toes in the shower and you got pissy at them so you kicked them, only then to have them hit you again.
These stubbed toes are from my violent shower last night...
by Sircheesus June 04, 2021
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shower wine

A bottle of wine consumed whilst in the shower.
Pretty sure I should cut down on my drinking because I just smashed a shower wine.
by juventedd March 23, 2016
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mild shower

when you gotta pull a quick one and take a shower where you don't wash your hair and maybe shave your legs
that hoe lexi must of taken a mild shower, her hair is greasy

her hair is greasy but her legs are smooth af, she probably took a mild shower

yo she rushed out the door and probably took a mild shower
by mildshower June 14, 2017
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a shower of bastards

The collective name for a group of bastards
Tax inspectors are a shower of bastards!
by Jimmy two times October 15, 2013
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Clear Shower

Bobby woke me up with a clear shower, he must drink a lot
by Viking Nuts May 18, 2015
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Jackoff Shower

The act of using a shower as an exuse when you are with a crowd when you feel the irresistable need to jackoff.
The movie made Hunter so horny but he was with Canaan and Joey, so he took a jackoff shower.
by Che Guavera May 22, 2011
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Desert Shower

Having intense sexual relations, outdoors, during an Arizona monsoon.
You look fresh this morning, what did you do last night?" "My boyfriend and I went out in the rain and took a Desert Shower.
by ER Nurse July 24, 2011
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