by Viking Nuts May 20, 2015
Get the Clear Showermug. When two people engage in sexual concourse beneath a full grown female cow and are about to reach climax, the dominant of the two proceeds to milk the engorged teets of the cow covering the other in unpasteurized milk.
Martha and I found a local farmers field, a Cow and we gave each other an Amish Shower until the morning.
by Lando Calhoun October 23, 2014
Get the Amish Showermug. when you haven't taken a shower in so much of a long time that you have forgotten the last time you took a shower.
Person A: Dude, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell like a fatass with hemorrhoids having diarrhea after eating buffalo wings.
Person B (Stricken by shower amnesia): Ewwww. Well, anyway, i dont exactly recall, maybe Tuesday, or Monday, IDK.
Person B (Stricken by shower amnesia): Ewwww. Well, anyway, i dont exactly recall, maybe Tuesday, or Monday, IDK.
by O.Z. tha O.G. February 7, 2010
Get the shower amnesiamug. Secret Shower
person 1 "I'm Going To Go Take A Shower"
person 2 "But Its Not Your Week Its My Week"
person 1 "Fine I'm Just Going To Go Into The Bathroom BUT not To Take A Shower" *wink wink*
person 2 "fine by me"
person 1 "I'm Going To Go Take A Shower"
person 2 "But Its Not Your Week Its My Week"
person 1 "Fine I'm Just Going To Go Into The Bathroom BUT not To Take A Shower" *wink wink*
person 2 "fine by me"
by Selenophiillee February 18, 2023
Get the Secret Showermug. The idea of freshening up without actually washing where you just spray your clothes with deodorant hence hiding any odour you may radiate!
This should only be a temporary measure until you can actually shower.
This should only be a temporary measure until you can actually shower.
by Nuwavedave June 13, 2019
Get the Bellsbank Showermug. by juventedd July 13, 2016
Get the shower winemug. The act of using a shower as an exuse when you are with a crowd when you feel the irresistable need to jackoff.
by Che Guavera August 7, 2011
Get the Jackoff Showermug.