Violent shower

A never-ending cycle of shampoo bottles hitting you, because they fell on your toes in the shower and you got pissy at them so you kicked them, only then to have them hit you again.
These stubbed toes are from my violent shower last night...
by Sircheesus June 04, 2021
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shower wine

A bottle of wine consumed whilst in the shower.
Pretty sure I should cut down on my drinking because I just smashed a shower wine.
by juventedd March 23, 2016
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shower amnesia

when you haven't taken a shower in so much of a long time that you have forgotten the last time you took a shower.
Person A: Dude, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell like a fatass with hemorrhoids having diarrhea after eating buffalo wings.

Person B (Stricken by shower amnesia): Ewwww. Well, anyway, i dont exactly recall, maybe Tuesday, or Monday, IDK.
by O.Z. tha O.G. February 05, 2010
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PB Shower

When you wake up in Pacific Beach, to be specific, and are so hungover and hungry that you simply just turn your underwear from the previous night inside out and continue the party at breakfast.
Dude 1: Dude did you take a shower this morning before breakfast?

Dude 2: Of course dude, PB Shower is a must

Dude 1: Obvi
by #Fresnoswag November 01, 2011
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mild shower

when you gotta pull a quick one and take a shower where you don't wash your hair and maybe shave your legs
that hoe lexi must of taken a mild shower, her hair is greasy

her hair is greasy but her legs are smooth af, she probably took a mild shower

yo she rushed out the door and probably took a mild shower
by mildshower June 14, 2017
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a shower of bastards

The collective name for a group of bastards
Tax inspectors are a shower of bastards!
by Jimmy two times October 15, 2013
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Clear Shower

Bobby woke me up with a clear shower, he must drink a lot
by Viking Nuts May 18, 2015
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