Ryan holds doors open.
by Straightenerrr May 14, 2010
A Ryan is the name of a person that is of the male gender. Ryans are well known for their bizarre views of how people live, Ryans typically have a hard time leaving their parental units due to codependency issues created at a young age. Ryans hold the highest percentage in relation to living at home until their thirties, they tend to be controlling and abusive to their partners and suffer from a serious inability to communicate in a manner becoming of an adjusted person. There is a disturbing side to Ryans being that they hold some strange fetishes sexually, Ryans tend to be in favor of wearing pantyhose and of thongs of both gender designations. They favor anal play by use of objects consisting of both food and sex toy's, Ryans will manipulate and distort to get what they want.
"Girl 1: Hey I just met this guy"
"Girl 2: Oh what's he like ? "
"Girl 1: he likes anal and wears my thongs"
"Girl 2: wow sounds like a carrot top flamer"
"girl 1: speaking of carrots you need shit to grow em...and Ryan loves a carrot in his mud slide"
"Girl 2: Oh what's he like ? "
"Girl 1: he likes anal and wears my thongs"
"Girl 2: wow sounds like a carrot top flamer"
"girl 1: speaking of carrots you need shit to grow em...and Ryan loves a carrot in his mud slide"
by Randybobany January 31, 2017
The most amazing person you will ever meet. Super smart, organized, caring, loving, dedicated, emotional, etc. An awesome baseball player, great student, amazing person, and even better boyfriend. One of a kind. ;) anyone to let this one go is just stupid...as close to perfect as you could ever get. I love you and can't wait for our future. :)
I love Ryan.
by Gordyyy June 13, 2009
Ryan is someone who would like to fuck anything but another man. He is okay looking and amazing at sex. Plus his dick is huge. To bad he likes to hit it then quit it, or he would be a good boyfriend.
by hahsofunny79 July 06, 2010
This person is amazing beyond belief. Hes very athletic and can beat you at anything. His presence will make any day brighter and his words can dry any tear. This is the most loyal guy ever. He will never leave your side no matter the circumstances. He is very old fashioned and will do anything to make who he loves happy. He has the most beautiful eyes and by far the best kiss you'll ever have. Hes any girls dream.
by Dooooookkieee January 14, 2019
a fat juicy plum that is very mean he has a lot of milk and he loves dora the explorer he has a big juicy thing and he loves to do the four steps
ya yeetz RYAN
by hi zocks is dododo at the game January 08, 2019
Ryan is very shy and quiet, but when you get to know him he's very friendly. He'll still be very quiet though, he has a bigger bubble butt than most girls.
Jake: "Hey, why are you so quite"
Ryan: "I'm shy"
Jake: "We are still friends right?"
Ryan: "Yes, I just don't like to be social."
Ryan: "I'm shy"
Jake: "We are still friends right?"
Ryan: "Yes, I just don't like to be social."
by IRhinoGamez April 18, 2019