Oliver is always looking at Imdb or playing Where's my Perry. He likes to shout Barry and it annoys many of his peers. Porridge is his first choice of cereal but Nicholas cage is higher in his list.
by DroppedtheJotters69 June 24, 2022
To remove all the marmalade from a jar, fill it half way up with your own faece, and then fill it back up with the marmalade.
"Oh man john ate my leftovers again, so i totally did an Ezra Murray on his marmalade, i cant wait for him to find it!"
by JewSlap March 07, 2016
a nigger faggot that deserves hot sauce poured down his penis. (he fucked my dog) he once shoved an entire pvc pipe into his squiggly diggly. some might refer to him as a child molester. (edp445 roleplayer) he is also jew that looks like jack harlow.
by BigFatHairyNigga January 12, 2023
A human being with absolutely ZERO brain cells. A person that watches minrecraft vore and the be-headings of animals at lunch. A person that everyone in school despises.
by EPIC GAMERS UNITED April 13, 2019
A Leah Elizabeth Murray is the most important person you could ever stumble upon, she is tall and gorgeous and her hair is like no other. She has a series of freckles that run down her arms, one specific cluster looking like the constellation Cancer, which is truly the most extraordinary feature any human could have.
She has a little red dot under her right eye, yet she cannot tell her lefts from her rights no matter how hard she tries. On her left arm you’ll find a little white scar, she’ll probably never tell you how she got it, but i know; i know a lot about her.
The colour purple suits her best, her dog has the same name as mine, her brother is funny, she has an unhealthy obsession with nathan carter, her taste in men is almost as bad as her taste in women, and the racing au is ours.
You may think you know platonic love but you don’t until you’ve met your Leah Elizabeth Murray; I’d forgive her if she killed and if listen to her (yap about her current obsession) even if i were deaf. I still don’t understand your mha or why your first tab in SOA is *THAT* but i’ll get over it. Sally face isn’t that bad i’ll admit, they are kinda racing au.
You’ll never meet a person kinder than this Leah Elizabeth Murray, her tolerance for assholes is outstanding and her tolerance for me still baffles even myself. She’s scarily smart and she cries at almost everything tbf but i hope i never ever never have another bestfriend, i want this one here please forever she my fav
She has a little red dot under her right eye, yet she cannot tell her lefts from her rights no matter how hard she tries. On her left arm you’ll find a little white scar, she’ll probably never tell you how she got it, but i know; i know a lot about her.
The colour purple suits her best, her dog has the same name as mine, her brother is funny, she has an unhealthy obsession with nathan carter, her taste in men is almost as bad as her taste in women, and the racing au is ours.
You may think you know platonic love but you don’t until you’ve met your Leah Elizabeth Murray; I’d forgive her if she killed and if listen to her (yap about her current obsession) even if i were deaf. I still don’t understand your mha or why your first tab in SOA is *THAT* but i’ll get over it. Sally face isn’t that bad i’ll admit, they are kinda racing au.
You’ll never meet a person kinder than this Leah Elizabeth Murray, her tolerance for assholes is outstanding and her tolerance for me still baffles even myself. She’s scarily smart and she cries at almost everything tbf but i hope i never ever never have another bestfriend, i want this one here please forever she my fav
person 1: “is that Leah Elizabeth Murray?”
person 2: “hell yeah it is! just look at her! She’s got the gorgeous hair, she’s tall, her figure is to die for and looks she’s got the short one beside her!”
megan: “oi.”
person 2: “hell yeah it is! just look at her! She’s got the gorgeous hair, she’s tall, her figure is to die for and looks she’s got the short one beside her!”
megan: “oi.”
by racingau22 March 31, 2024
Ever had that friend that's always late, teach them a lesson by getting all your mates to text the phrase "hurry murray" to them, lots and lots of times.
Hurry Murraying itself has come a long way from the humble days of just the phrase "hurry murray" it can now be used for just about anything.
Hurry Murraying itself has come a long way from the humble days of just the phrase "hurry murray" it can now be used for just about anything.
Classic Example:
Person1: "Where the hell is Person2?! They are always late! Lets teach them a lesson by hurry murraying them!"
Person1,2,3,4,5: "Hurry Murray!"
Person6: "Oh noes my phone is being clogged by hundreds of texts saying "hurry murray", guess that'll teach me to be late!"
Other uses:
Person1: "Oh my days I really need a poo"
Person2: "Lets hurry murray him the word "poo"!"
Person2,3,4,5,6: "Poo!"
Person1: "Guess I should've seen that one coming!"
Person1: "Where the hell is Person2?! They are always late! Lets teach them a lesson by hurry murraying them!"
Person1,2,3,4,5: "Hurry Murray!"
Person6: "Oh noes my phone is being clogged by hundreds of texts saying "hurry murray", guess that'll teach me to be late!"
Other uses:
Person1: "Oh my days I really need a poo"
Person2: "Lets hurry murray him the word "poo"!"
Person2,3,4,5,6: "Poo!"
Person1: "Guess I should've seen that one coming!"
by niventc March 25, 2010
As it happens, I am actually all set in da romantic department, so da only reason dat it's "Raining In My Heart" is dat I was hoping to get some work done outdoors, but it's been Anne Murray weather off and on all morning!
by QuacksO March 23, 2019