Monster Cookie

A code name for a blow job, used by people too immature to call it a blow job.

Do you want a monster cookie?

by asdfasdfasfdasdfasfdasdf May 12, 2011

hormone monster

Maury, the horny hormone monster from Big Mouth

"Fallopian, that's a savory word." - Hormone Monster

by XO Nigga May 7, 2018

Underpants Monster

The excuse you should ALWAYS give to your girlfriend when she bitches to you about grabbing/slapping her ass.

Zach: (slowly reaches for a game of grab-ass)

Kim: What the fuck, Zach! We're in public!

Zach: Wha...WHAT!?!? That wasn't me! That was The Underpants Monster!!!!

Kim: Oh, I'm sorry for yelling.

Zach: Damn right you are! (slaps Kim's ass)

by AKKKHMED May 30, 2009

Holla Monster

When a guy tries to get the number of every beautiful woman he sees.

My friend Dan turned into a Holla Monster last night at the bar. I understand he hasn't had a date in a long time, but he literally tried to hit on every hot woman he came across.

by Christocoop July 27, 2020

Millimeter Monster

A very small penis

Everyone has a millimeter monster until puberty.

I heard that guy got dumped because of his millimeter monster.

by JAC7272 April 28, 2014

block monster

City version of chuck Norris.

Someone who succeeds in everything they do.

"Hey dude, Austin is a block monster! "

by arod23 June 11, 2016

Monster Muff

Female pubic hair that reaches 1-1.5 inches below the belly button, depending on body type. Reminiscent of a dark colored shag carpet sample and not to be confused with a happy trail.

Yo man that girl i got with last night had a serious monster muff, im talking serious poof ball afro puff steez.

by olympicmuffdiver December 9, 2009