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Dilf

A dilf is Paul Olden, a sexy middle aged man who is sexually attractive to young girls. Paul Olden is rare its only found in Cape Paterson.
"Gee girl that guy is a total Dilf" "Yeah a total Paul Olden!"
by RangaRangaDingDang December 4, 2018
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Dilf

Someone who can make any man gay and they're usually married
Goku,toji,miguel o hara are all dilfs
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Dilf

by Marie18 January 19, 2022
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Dilf

Friend: what are you watching?
Me: oh I’m looking at a Dilf
Friend: wait isn’t that just Johnny depp?
Me: umm yeah what about it 🤨
by Daddydepp August 1, 2023
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aesthetically dilf

when someones a dilf, but you wouldnt actually fuck them
just a hot dad but in a "hot" not in a "omg hes hotttt" way
1: william afton is a dilf
2: idk, hes kind of just aesthetically dilf
by thornsystem August 12, 2022
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dilf

Maria's dad aged like a fine wine, he is the DILF.
by the-dilf February 2, 2018
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Certified Alpha Dilf

The man the myth the LEGEND joe bacchus, AKA the UK’s biggest stud who is the lengest guy to walk the Earth, he gets all the bitches and is the drippiest yute which gets the milfs hooked on him. All his mates are sardines so he has to carry the group with his handsome looks and massive muscles, making him the hottest DILF in town
No way! Is that joe bacchus? What a DILF
Certified Alpha Dilf is what u call someone like JB
by Joe Bacchhs February 17, 2022
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