Boris

Winning entry for man with worst hair dresser 2021.

Otherwise known as the "bloo passport guy" or the inventor of the supreme insult- "great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies"- designed flawlessly to be directed at a person exhibiting signs of cowardice.
Occasionally recognised as the UK Prime Minister. But not often. He's been difficult to take seriously after he tackled some poor child in what was clearly a very intense game of primary school rugby.

"Did you see that video of Boris on the zip-wire Grandma?" "Yes, I did. It was most amusing."

by ealybird.x01 September 23, 2021

Bori Bumble

When Boris Johnson, the UK prime minister, comes out to give a press conference and inevitably makes a mistake or rambles about something.

Did you hear about the new covid rules in last night's Bori Bumble?

by Biglock123 December 12, 2021

Boris

Boris is definition of sigma male. This guy have a big dick, he can fuck every girl he wants even your dad. You don’t eanna mess with him.

Boris is most beutiful on earth

by SigmaMale29 November 22, 2021

Boris Berk

City cnuts who can barely coordinate the act of walking yet are allowed to use bicycles on major highways!

Look at that fcukin' Boris Berk tw@t! He just jumped a red-light and clattered into that bloke/woman! What a prick!!!

by mcvw November 11, 2011

A Boris

Someone who is really bloody useless or a liar and generally a waste of space.

He is ‘a Boris’. He lives with his Mum but tells everyone he has a big house and he can’t even tie his shoe laces, and he is 54!

by Rascal G September 29, 2019

Boris Airay

He is a cute af anime guy from in the anime Alice in the land of Hearts he is the chesire cat and he is KAWAII!!!

Omg just look him up Boris Airay

by I can’t tell you who I am duhh June 17, 2018

Borys

Borys is a very nice man and very handsome an girls like him a lot but deon is still better (sorry borys) He is the coolest guy and quite funny

Wow look at him he's such a borys

by shmuck1234 May 30, 2021