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City cnuts who can barely coordinate the act of walking yet are allowed to use bicycles on major highways!
Look at that fcukin' Boris Berk tw@t! He just jumped a red-light and clattered into that bloke/woman! What a prick!!!
by mcvw November 10, 2011
A russian male who acts black to try to fit in with the cool kids. He used to be a straight A student with a bright future of becoming a laywer but that all changed when he stepped into high school. In high school, he would act black and use rad sigma male slang in order to fit in with the cool kids but would fail. He would dickride his "friendgroup"(nobody liked him in his "friendgroup").
However, one day while playing soccer, they all would call him names such as banal, borjee, borcock, and many more. He took great offense to this and needed to start a villian arc. Everyday, he would do 5 pushups and curl his 10 pound dumbells in his basement.
He would upgrade his clothes through buying reps on pandabuy to look like a super duper cool kid. A year went by with him being friendless. Therefore, he joined the football team to try to make friends but that didn't work. His indian bsf from football ditched him after realizing how annoying and a dickhead he was
ONE DAY HE FOUND ME, me and him were like tom and jerry...Fineas and ferb...Red and blue...white and black...mario and luigi... You get it, we were the ultimate two man duo that nobody could compete with.
However, one day while playing soccer, they all would call him names such as banal, borjee, borcock, and many more. He took great offense to this and needed to start a villian arc. Everyday, he would do 5 pushups and curl his 10 pound dumbells in his basement.
He would upgrade his clothes through buying reps on pandabuy to look like a super duper cool kid. A year went by with him being friendless. Therefore, he joined the football team to try to make friends but that didn't work. His indian bsf from football ditched him after realizing how annoying and a dickhead he was
ONE DAY HE FOUND ME, me and him were like tom and jerry...Fineas and ferb...Red and blue...white and black...mario and luigi... You get it, we were the ultimate two man duo that nobody could compete with.
by crisantodurfee May 03, 2024
by Monkeynumb July 08, 2022
by Gazyoofder March 24, 2024
Talking nonsense.
Can also mean making up lies to make yourself look better.
Closely related to terms such as “Chatting shit” and “Talking bollocks”
Can also mean making up lies to make yourself look better.
Closely related to terms such as “Chatting shit” and “Talking bollocks”
Barry: “I knocked out like 4 man the other day with my bare hands”
Kevin: “Nah you’re chatting Boris!”
Kevin: “Nah you’re chatting Boris!”
by Kaleidoscopic August 16, 2021
by lozda January 04, 2025