September 2nd

Slap tity day without getting in trouble 😈

Slap tity day on September 2nd

by The rich Kidd September 2, 2021

July 2nd

anyone who was born on this day usually has a great sense of humor. is a moron, but is very loyal to his family

oh its his birthday...

July 2nd is ruined

by hh275 December 26, 2019

may 2nd

May 2nd is National Cut every mans Hand off Day! If a man touches you just grab your handy dandy knife and chop it off(: don’t worry about the cops because if it’s a man, CHOP IT OFF😫

girl: please don’t touch me, it’s may 2nd.
guy: or what babe😉
girl: *chops hand off*

by femalecock on tiktok😉 April 12, 2021

2nd born

where a man gives anal to a woman while there is already a sex toy inside the anus(usually a dildo or vibrator).

man, getting 2nd born is a little bit of allright.

or

when he gave me 2nd born last night, he really tore my o-ring.

by aj phelps March 29, 2004

May 2nd

Meg's birthday :0. The day Mae Mae slams her dick into the fridge the many times of her age.

Uh oh. Its May 2nd, Meg's about to slam her dick in the fridge door 14 times

by Mae 🌻 October 16, 2019

November 2nd

The day a legend was born. Heil Niggaler

It's November 2nd, Happy Birthday Lord Niggaler

by Isaiah Bozman October 17, 2019

November 2nd

Kick a person with curly hair day

“Bro it’s November 2nd, we gotta kick Joe”
“Haha yeah kick a person with curly hair”

by Joseph M. Amma October 27, 2019