March 22nd

March 22nd is Whore Slut Day for all the Whore Bitch Skank bitch cumslut bitch bitches who are born March 22nd

“It is my birthday today and it is March 22nd” “Happy birthday cumslut bitch Whore bitch slut skank bitch cunt bitch whore”

by Mustard3438 March 22, 2025

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Close Encounter of The 22nd Kind

When an alien spaceship disappears up your behind

“He had a close encounter of the 22nd kind”

“Sounds like a pain in the ass!”

by PaintingofBombs July 27, 2024

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May 22nd

International give your friends who are called Hannah presents like its their birthday day

May 22nd is a great day

by This isn't finn April 23, 2025

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May 22nd

National hate Ethan day. Make sure to say something mean about Ethan this day.

P1 - "Hey it's May 22nd today!"
P2 - "Aw, Ethan is so stupid"
P3 - "and chopped"

by Blair Oaks Barstool May 21, 2025

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July 22nd

July 22nd is the 203rd day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. July 22nd is also known as "National Ignore Ligman Day" 162 days remain until the end of the year on this date.

Riley: Hey did you know it's July 22nd?!
Kyle: No I didn't! What's the significance of today?
Riley: Just ignore Ligman!
Ligman: Hey guys let's play some minecraft!!
Riley:
Kyle:
Ligman: Okay guess not!

by Mister Jamie July 22, 2023

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