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Bow mouthed

To have your mouth literally destroyed by hours of oral sex
Joey’s mom usually walks bowlegged after sex but it’s pretty obvious what was on the menu tonight by how bow mouthed she was
by rgndvo May 9, 2021
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dry mouth desert

Anything known for an abundance of thirsty hoes or dudes.
Friend 1: If I see one more, like my status if...

Friend 2: Facebook is a dry mouth desert now. Get Twitter.

Friend 1: What about Instagram?

Friend 2: Even worse. That's a ratchet dry mouth desert.
by Fully Torqued November 18, 2012
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hot pocket mouth

Mouth burns from biting into a Hot Pocket.
I had a serious case of hot pocket mouth after biting into that hot pocket.
by Actuarius81 October 23, 2020
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Right Hand Mouth

An obsequious (suck up) loud mouthed assistant, who serves no observable purpose other than to vociferously agree with and support whatever idea the boss has come up with.
"That Bob is Mister Big's right hand mouth."

Keep in mind this is all in good humor, and I have provided "equal time" for both parties:

Democrats: Condy is the president's right hand mouth.

Republicans: Bill is Hillary's right hand mouth.

TV Version: Dwight ("The Office") is Michael's right hand mouth.
by John X. Tampa April 21, 2008
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mouth burglar

Mouth Burglar
n. A person who steals a thought or idea, soon after it's initially said by someone else, and make it your own.

Mouth Burgle
v. The act of stealing a thought or idea. Most commonly used in the past tense.
n. You fucking mouth burglar, that was my idea!
v. That summumabitch stole my idea. I've been mouth burgled!
by jah90013 July 23, 2016
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close your fuck mouth

A response to a hate comment, came up with by shitty car wash company who has awful grammar
Person #1 - Hey your shit is so shitty!!!

Person #2 - close your fuck mouth
by BK137 January 31, 2022
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mouth covering

covering mouth/ mouth covering means you get NO HOES like bro your so LONLEY
look they covering their mouth in photos I knew this Mf gets no hoes mouth covering
by g00fyahhh September 18, 2022
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