Take a Cruz

To run away from your problems and blame your own kids for your cowardice.
Where's Ted today?

He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.
by Brocaincreator January 11, 2023
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I'll take a BOSS

A chick-fil-a sandwhich with not pickles, refered to as a Boss. Created by a pickle hater nick-named Boss.
"Welcome to Chick-Fil-A May I take your order?"

Yea I'll take a Boss

"No problem"
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A guy with the name AmaZn that doesn’t take showers loves miners😏 and gets dicked down daily
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take my muffin

its basically an analogy for take my or take their or take whatevers virginity
sam: wow yesterday i paid some random girl to take my muffin, yippee!
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piss take

Piss take meaning to take the mick, having a joke
This is seriously a piss take
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Shut up man! Shut up before I take this fartlet and shove it in your mouth!
Ambrogeese: you look like you like chicken.
Anya: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
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This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.
Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
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