Orange Poo

When all your mates think you have worms, but it’s just a buildup of all the fingernails you’ve been chewing.

Had to ask the doctor the other day if my symptoms were orange poo related.

by Dutchy247 January 31, 2020

Phantom Poo

When you take a fat shit and then wipe but there's not a single trace of crap on the toilet paper.

Yo chabester, I just had the best phantom poo of my life!

by gracegal April 28, 2022

Poo

A salted treat that comes from you butt.

I'm gonna eat some poo.

by Death is good October 28, 2021

Poos cake

Poos cake is someone who is a friend but also ur poos. The origin of this word comes from Fayerweather Hall at the the University of Rhode Island. Two pals decided to get smacked and started saying poos for whatever reason. The rest is history.

“Yo, have you seen Ryan”
“You mean poos cake?”

by Poos cake January 23, 2021

poo gooch

Poo- gooch (verb) handstand position in the shower, whilst legs are being spread by 2 willing participants, and a 3rd party pours shampoo in your gooch (frequently used by hockey boys)

“We went in the shower and he poo gooched me” he said grinning ear to ear.

by Dianna poon glampers February 5, 2024

Deja-Poo

The feeling you get when you've heard that shit before

What Simon Cowell says every year on XFactor = Deja-Poo

by Eos September 22, 2012

Poo Poo Kacoo

When you're taking a shit and you have that last remaining squares of toilet paper in your hand, suddenly you sneeze into the toilet paper forcing you to wipe your ass with the snotloaded toilet paper.

Tami just went into the bathroom after I used almost all the toilet paper and I heard her sneeze forcing her to give herself a " Poo Poo Kacoo ".

by D_Rizzle_4_Shizzle September 30, 2022