Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...
- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...
by gerryseeds August 08, 2018
A: Yeah when I found out she cheated on me I poo crewed her mother's bed
B: You did what??
A: Left a slimy great turd under her sheets
B: You did what??
A: Left a slimy great turd under her sheets
by Johann von Hosenschlange November 09, 2011
A poo-head is an adjective used to describe "an annoying person" someone you dislike for a certain reason
by RentalWaffle January 28, 2020
The one and only Fran ! SO sweet but damn he pines too much. He is so worthy of such a title! Known for his good looks and the ability to pull women left and right.
Person A : "Who even Fran?"
Person B : "Oh, you mean Frannie Poo Bear? He's the sexiest bitch out there!"
Person B : "Oh, you mean Frannie Poo Bear? He's the sexiest bitch out there!"
by leafblowerforhead February 01, 2022
by Feeeks December 01, 2021
When you go to give your cat a kiss just a little tiny kiss very small kissy just a widdle kissy wiss kissy wiss kissy wissy kissy wissy poo kissy poo KISSYPOOKISSYPOOKISSYPOO
“I just call my cat Mr. Kissy-poo now because I love him so much!”
“My boyfriend hates when I call my cat Kissy-poo because he is jealous of our bond!”
“My boyfriend hates when I call my cat Kissy-poo because he is jealous of our bond!”
by Skylar White Yo November 28, 2023
by jon2522 January 02, 2016