Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.
Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
Get the seed-potatomug. « Stop shaming potatoes » started with 🎼 SAY AMEN ( Saturday night ) from Panic! At the disco where you can see in their/the music video the tragic murder of a poor potato. If you hear this, that person is most likely referencing this to this tragedy.
by Ana666999 June 8, 2018
Get the stop shaming potatoesmug. 2 potato’s named crystal and Davis. Who both are stoners and they been together forever with have three green alien kids gisell, Bri, zeka ( virus ). thinking they r going on adventures but just moving from place to place being headasses.
by Mk my g November 4, 2019
Get the Mr. and Mrs. potato headmug. a noun used to describe a cool guy who plays guitar. these type of people typically are friends with an even cooler indian.
by BisexualDepressedPhrog August 18, 2023
Get the big potatomug. A derrogatory slang for a mentally handicapped person, due to how many genetic abnormalities that lead to mental disfunction also result in a lumpen body shape with misaligned eyes.
by Hoho Seeshow March 2, 2020
Get the Potatomug. by heresthemotjerflippinTEAAA August 29, 2019
Get the Potatomug. by ARealBedPotato January 3, 2020
Get the couch potatomug.