Fortnite

A fucking piece of shit game that is ran by virgin workers who turned gay because they haven’t had female interaction in years and sweaty ass kids who post their wins on TikTok and Snapchat thinking they’re good at the game.

Virgin 20 year old: Yo I’ve got a win on Fortnite!
Chad the hulk man: Lmao you’re a fucking loser

by Dat_Boi33 June 4, 2020

FORTNITE

cancer

John: Hey do you play fortnite?
Jim: No, its cancer

by whywouldanyonehavethisname June 10, 2020

Fortnite

An easy way of coming out as gay.

Kid- Mom and dad I have something to tell you and it's not easy.
Mom- What is it son.
Dad- Yeah, tell us.
Kid- Well... I play fortnite and i'm proud of it.
Dad- Oh, Okay well I support you and I am not against your choice in life
Mom- Yeah same here.
Kid- Thank you for not being mad
Mom- Of course not we're not we love you
*Then his family killed him in his sleep because they secretly didn't approve of playing fortnite*

by SP1N Duwaiyis June 10, 2020

fortnite llama

This is my Uncle. His name is ikevoidzimoletits Now Fuck off Cunt

Help The Fortnite llama Ate my Dick off

by The_Shit_Lord June 14, 2020

fortnite

a cancerous game all the 9 year olds play after watching Pewdiepie.

Tom, "Do you want to play FORTNITE?"
Derek, "Are you mentally ok?"

by flatearthbois June 15, 2020

Fortnite

A terminal brain cancer, usually affects kids of 3-14 years. This disease is fixed if the victim gets beaten with a belt multiple times because of the game. If the disease does not fix, it is recommended to use a Glock to kill the pacient in order to not infect more people. Every kid should be advised to play Minecraft instead.

Fortnite is gay!

by wreeper. June 19, 2020

Fortnite

A shooter game with a bunch of dickheads runing about trying to kill everyone

Kid:wanna play fortnite

Dumb kid : isn't that the game with sickness killing echother
Kid:yh you're probably right but you wanna play anyways
Dumb log yh why not it can't kill me

by fortnite June 23, 2020