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Cunt Nugget

1. (n) a small bit of excretion exiting from a woman's genitals signifying a lack of good hygiene practices or whore status

2. (n) an ignoramus so deluded that he/she reminds one of a small bit of excretion exiting from a woman's genitals signifying a lack of good hygiene practices or whore status
1. I was doing my girl from behind and when I pulled out, a cunt nugget came out with my dick

2. You: This dude uses emoticons in his text.
Your friend: What a cunt nugget!
by DJ Ulysees Strobelight August 26, 2010
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Double Cunt

The result of giving birth to a very large baby, tearing the skin between the vagina and the anus, the double cunt is approximately twice as large as the cunt and can easily accommodate two fists. The double cunt can be medically rectified by a cuntoctomy.
She pushed so hard that she ended up with a double cunt. For the benefit of her husband, the doctor offered her a cuntoctomy.
by Fisty McFisterson May 31, 2011
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dyslexic cunt

A complete and utter retard that is usually un-coordinated. Usually used as an insult towards clumsy people.
Oh my god, how many times have you spilled your drink you dyslexic cunt
by SlihgtlyDyslexic August 21, 2016
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maddest cunt

Or Maddest Kunt / Kent
A person who is usually trendy, sexual , ethnik and is from South Eastern Melbourne.
They are not like those muzza tryhard poofs who go down chapple street thinking they own it because they go to Chasers.
he's the maddest cunt
by matr3 vam jebem April 13, 2008
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gyspy cunt

An extremely rare version of women that completely engulf the term "cunt" and act like in a bitchy way over 99% of the time. Also can define any person whom you would normally call bitch, fag, douche, twat, whore, or asshole.

Derived from two terms: gyspy (from the early 2000s film Borat) and cunt.
Wow, my roommate stole all my Dunkaroo's and had sex with my girlfriend.

What a gyspy cunt!
by borattexas October 20, 2009
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Cunt Slug

It's another word for tampon, one best used out of earshot of angry girlfriends.
I went into the jacuzzi and guess what I found floating in there? A big dirty cunt slug, that's what.
by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007
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Fuck of cunts

A group of cunts is called a fuck of cunts,

Almost like how a group of cows is a herd.
by Ravos February 7, 2017
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