Banana Roofer

A smooth-brained individual who fucks everything up on a consistent level.

Get a load of this fuckin' banana Roofer.

by Banana Roofer June 11, 2021

banana rabies

When you have ADD/ADHD and your meds wear off

Susan must be experiencing banana rabies right now because she's off her rocker. I love it.

by Susan_Dweeb98 November 20, 2016

Banana Neck

To have a long neck tilting in any direction, but sometimes it doesn't have to be tilting just long. This feature is often found on skinny people.

Guy1:"dude look at that banana neck"
Guy2:"I know right"

by TR YaYo November 24, 2015

pete's banana

A very small thing, very hard to find, all the boys wonder where it is, and so do girls.

Kev: Have you seen pete's banana?
Lev: No, ofc not!

by (>•°0°•)> <(•°0°•<) \(•°0°•)/ June 26, 2015

Banana master

A banana master is someone who has mastered the art of growing, picking, and selling the great yellow fruit known as the banana. It's said if you come across a banana master they will bless you with the luck from the banana gods. Banana masters are very scarce so if you do find a banana master you are extremely lucky.

Hey did you know that danny is a Banana master?

by BananaMaster69 March 23, 2021

Pélame la Banana

Spanish slang ,for jack me off often used in a sexual act of having someone jack you off. Often used in a double meaning by referring to a males dick as a banana and the act of peeling the banana referring to how the person wants you to Jack said person off. “ Pélame la Banana” is also a song by an artist called the general where he tells Juna to peel his banana.

Juana Pélame La Banana

Juana Peel my Banana. (Juana Jack Me Off)

Sientate I Pélame la Banana

Sit down and peel my banana ( Sit down and jack me off)

by The Black Reaper 00201 January 24, 2024

dick banana

The Dick banana is a very delicate fruit. That only grows in the Arsefields

Whoa, Look its a dick banana tree

by Jeff jeffsonson February 21, 2018