When you lick them and u don't realise they start to turn green and red and then your dad is in labour and your mom is down the drain and then your orange
by Scribscrab May 30, 2021
Get the Applemug. 1. That one company that uses magic words to sell you their overpriced shit like the Macbooks and iPhones.
2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.
3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.
2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.
3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.
Here at Apple, we make 3 completely different phones but they all look the same...except one doesn't have a fucking headphone jack.
by MyMomsVagina April 18, 2018
Get the Applemug. Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024
Get the how many apples can fit in an empty basket?mug. by BUTT RUSH November 2, 2017
Get the applemug. by Anonymous pine cone August 1, 2021
Get the pine apple expressmug. Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple.
Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.
Have you had your man apple today?
People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.
Have you had your man apple today?
People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.
I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
by SlobKnobRob June 18, 2025
Get the Man Applesmug. by sockittodicklepickles October 25, 2020
Get the apple juicemug.