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Water Balloon Titties

Water Balloon Titties is when a man's "boobs" feel supple and warm like water balloons. Hence the name Water Ballon Titties. Possessing the physical qualities and touch of water balloons. They tend to jiggle too.
Wow David! You got some jiggly ass Water Balloon Titties!

I love the way your Water Balloon Titties feel.

Hey David! You sure you don't need a sports bra for those Water Balloon Titties? Haha just kidding, but you do have some severe jiggle...
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Crystal Water Comment

When you make a youtube comment that seems to be clear at first glance, but like water actually breaks apart and distorts easily.
Wow what a Crystal Water Comment. Probably try gain and this time stop pretending to know what your talking about.
by Clearwatermememaybe May 9, 2021
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Water Bottle Cock

A fucking huge ass cock with the girth of a fucking water bottle
"Ohhhh no here comes Caden with his Water Bottle Cock"
by BulletProofBoyScouts June 1, 2021
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Mars water fish

A strange creature from mars trying to raid the earth and bring their friends to earth.He is currently acting as a 12 year old kid to raid the earth.The human is currently not finishing his homework.
Person1:OMG the mars water fish is raiding the earth to day!1!1!1!1
Person2:Fr? Tell him to finish his homework first!
Person1:ye LMAFO
by nerd228922114514 June 9, 2023
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Stanley Water Bottle

The water bottle all of the popular girls use and have to bring it into every conversation they have in class, and the teacher doesn’t care because they are her favorites. Ages 12-15 usually, half of them are ok while the other half are complete bitches
Popular girl:Katrina has a Stanley water bottle
Everyone else: shut up
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Unflavored Sparkling Water

It's actually the same as regular sparkling water, just with a different label.
Bob: "Hey, is this unflavored sparkling water?"
Bob 2: "Yeah, this is unflavored sparkling water."
by betotrooba August 29, 2022
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Salt Water Taffy

A sex move often used by GILFs where one sips saline solution from a denture cup with the intention to spit it into another's urethra.
Dude, your grandma give me some good salt water taffy last night!
by Big M (Regrettably) September 7, 2022
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