Top G

Being a healthy person who is doing something good in their life. Going to the gym, making money, not vaping.

Top G = Andrew Tate

Andrew Tate is a massive inspiration and is a top g.

by risetothetop January 27, 2023

Top shanter

One who can indulge in large quantities of alcohol and still remain conscious through out the intire session

Fuck me hefin can put them away see.......... Just seen him sink 6 pints in an hour........... Theirs a top shanter for you. Up to his eyeballs in larger and still thirsty

by Massy 250 April 14, 2021

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

Foot Top

Someone who will be a receiver of foot stuff (i.e. footjobs, toe sucking, etc.) but will never perform it on another person

I sucked Jessie's toes last night but she wouldn't suck mine, she's such a foot top

by yurabai July 17, 2020

Top shit

You tell this when something is realy amazing or cool...

Brian : look i got a new car
Mike : uff, its top shit

by PraviDečkoKiMaRadBanane October 16, 2020

Top Twister

The Top Twister is when you are giving a man cunnilingus and you move your head side to side and tongue in a rotating, twisting motion on the head of the penis, whilst sucking all at the same time.

“The Top Twister is the most succulent, euphoric, form of cunnilingus!”

by makdaddy87 October 5, 2025

top 5 fish

a stupid YouTube video uploaded by an anonymous YouTuber. The video is kinda annoying

A: Yo bro I have got a fish!
B: Do you get the fish in the top 5 fish? I got all
A: Of course not, do you mean in that stupid video? Aren't you afraid of your mom?
B: Wait a min...
B's mom: HEY! WHY YOU BOUGHT A COKAROUCH INSIDE MY LITTLE HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 25, 2024