The assorted "gastronomical nightmare" feelings (heartburn, cramping, bloating, etc.) suffered from eating excessive amounts of crunchy-sweet cold cereal.
I was super-hungry, so I polished off half a box of Honey Bunches Of Oats in one sitting, and now I gots Post™ traumatic stress!
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
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Kelly was the victim of an attempted mugging and but thankfully her boyfriend heard the commotion and rushed to her aid in time to stop the attack and subdue the mugger until police arrived. Althought she seemed okay, later that night her boyfriend could tell she was suffering from Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD.
by Hoboken AK-47 April 27, 2016
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by Herpyderp88 June 12, 2011
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guy 1: dude, i love living on my own!
guy 2: i think its kind of hard, i barely make my ends meet
guy 3: yeah, i don't think ill be able to live on my own yet, so i decided to move in with some post roommates.
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by sneektip June 26, 2010
Get the post roommate mug.The only truly enjoyable part of the whole church-attendance experience (well, besides the ice cream Sunday, perhaps); that's why everyone's smiling as they exit the church --- they didn't actually enjoy being cooped up in a sweltering stuffy musty chapel for two long boring hours; they're just so relieved that it's finally over and they can go outside again.
I hear people happily praising the preacher on what a great service it was as they file out of the church,. but for most of them, it's just post-sermon relief --- the only thing they're actually happy about is that the service didn't last longer than it did!!
by QuacksO August 5, 2018
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“Yeah why?”
“It’s National Don’t Post LeBron Day dude you can’t!”
“Oh shit my bad bro.”
“Yeah why?”
“It’s National Don’t Post LeBron Day dude you can’t!”
“Oh shit my bad bro.”
by chiefhub November 2, 2021
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