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Apple Syndrom

This often occurs with any Applebee's employee that shows the slightest interest in becoming a manager. The GM will encourage you to work as many hours as humanly possible and switch you from server, to expo, to bartender, to fry cook, broil, and mid cook, and every other position within a matter of weeks. Symptoms of this sickness includes but is not limited to; referring everyone as an "applebot", calling the store your "apple family", doing "call backs" when a family member asks you for something (example: family--"Just to let you know, dinner will be ready in 10minutes" you--"I hear you ten minutes"), correcting your spouse or childrens mistake by saying "That's not spec!", placing your fork/spoon on your plate so the handle points at 5 o'clock.
"My wife came down with Apple Syndrom the other day, she spent all night squeeging the deck off after it rained..."
by Current Emp October 12, 2008
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Stockdale Syndrome

In psychology, Stockdale syndrome is a term used to describe a paradoxical psychological phenomenon wherein an individual misguidedly protests his innocence to his captors when he is, in fact, guilty.
We got arrested last night. At the police station one of the boys totally lost it - developed Stockdale Syndrome and reckoned he had nothing to do with it. Embarrassing.
by Satchman999 June 8, 2011
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amotivational syndrome

A syndrome believed to be connected to consuming (by smoking, eating, vaporizing....) LARGE amounts of marijuana.

It causes a lack of interest in or concern for things that others find moving or exciting.
Causes users to have lapses of complete detachment and indifference.
Suppresses emotions.

of course these are the reasons why people smoke it.:)-~
Jimmy and his friends always stand on that same corner smoking, they never care about anything that happens around them, they must have amotivational syndrome.
by NEJS June 17, 2008
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Guddurulz Syndrome

The act of spelling every fucking word wrong and being completely oblivious to doing so.
We shud dew a charitee yo..4 da guddz patents. - Guddurulz Syndrome
by Vampire K11 December 27, 2009
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TDN syndrome

Too Damn Nice syndrome. Characterized by a person who is too damn nice and likeable.
GoR clearly has TDN syndrome as even his enemies secretly love him
by idoltime June 23, 2010
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driving syndrome

when a new driver first gets his/her licence. they feel the need to drive everywhere, even when not neccacary
Eric caught a case of Driving syndrome erver since he got his drivers licence, he drives to places he dosent even need to go.
by evlo December 22, 2009
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Dante Syndrome

Dante Syndrome is when someone works at a crappy dead end job (usually minimum wage). Instead of taking responsibility and making a change, they become complacent and take their job way too seriously. Named after Dante Hicks from the Kevin Smith film Clerks
Person 1: Why the fuck, on her day off, is she coming into Wendy's on a Saturday night to clean.
Person 2: She has a bad case of Dante Syndrome.
by TransomeTrav August 28, 2013
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