call the boss

Euphemism for Masturbation. What the cable installer is really doing when he says he has to go back to his truck to call his boss.

Also derived from the idea that the penis makes any decisions in men's lives, and is therefore "the boss."

I had a rough day today. I'm going t go home, open a beer, and call the boss.

by McDeac March 05, 2015

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A call-dwell

A person who uses urban dictionary to back up their arguments instead of w more legitimate source.

Dummy: "colonizer is a bad word" *sends urban dictionary screen shot*
Non-dummy: haha what A call-dwell!

Fool: "the urban dictionary definition of that term hurts my feelings."
Non-Fool: "lolyou're such A call-dwell, have you tried looking in an actual dictionary?"

by Decolonizer December 06, 2021

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calling station city

This term is used in Poker, when you are at a table which is full of calling station players.

Screw this $1/$2 table, its calling station city!

by Tymmo December 29, 2006

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blackout booty call

The sex that people have when there is a power outage in their city. sex, booty call, hook up, blackout, brownout, power outage, city, electricity

It's 2:00 pm in the afternoon and the light are out, no tv and I'm incredibly bored. Deb, you wanna Netflix and chill? Ah, no power Steve, no tv?! So, skip the Netflix-let's just chill?! I feel like a blackout booty call.

by joecoolthefool January 23, 2016

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