bean and cheese headlock

when a person (most commonly a woman) puts you in a headlock with there legs, and shits and piss's on your face at the same time.

Dude Becky gave me a bean and cheese headlock and now I have piss in my hair and shit in my teeth.

by TreeRatRecords December 3, 2009

Nigga Stole My Beans

Basically u use this when some black dude comes up to u and steals ur beans

Me: *Eats Beans*
Nigga: *Steals My Beans*
Me: Nigga Stole My Beans

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

Flicking The Beans

Playing with a man’s balls like you're flicking the bean.

I’m flicking the beans right now dude.

by ratt_god June 10, 2020

What does a bean mean?

What does a bean mean?

*silence*
WHAT DOES A BEAN MEAN??

by BigMike69420 October 30, 2020

Mexican Bean Stand-off

When a group of sexy ladies gather in a circle, drop their panties spread their legs and FLICK their BEANS at each other. First one to SQUIRT their TACO wins.

Cybil was again the overall champion with a 2.4 metre spray, of the Great Mexican Bean Stand-off.

by SIRKOALA April 5, 2022

You are a green bean

This means someone is a bitch, no one likes you that much, and it just means that u are ugly, and u have downsindrom like Jeffy ._.

“You are a green bean” “no one likes you”

“You downsindrom egg”

by Kailyn._.reeeee March 21, 2019

baked all my beans

When a person has baked all your beans, they have annoyed you to the point of no return. You're done with them.

My girlfriend baked all my beans last night, so I'm going to break up with her.

by beanbaker December 12, 2018