devastatingly straight

Women who are unfortunately attracted to men, much to their detriment and disgust.

I'm so devastatingly straight, the fact that I'm still attracted to men is proof that sexuality is not a choice

by Erwin D'Magnificent April 17, 2021

straight dawg playin

a joke or an unbelievable action

tanner be straight dawg playing me when he says he over me

by betle April 17, 2021

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Straight TikTok

Straight TikTok is the mainstream TikTokers who first made the app popular by sharing dance videos and shirtless thirst traps. Or in simple terms, straight tiktok is like your math grade, so bad not even god can help you

Hey, did you see the new video of that shirtless guy doing a thirst trap?
Yes...we both are on straight tiktok then

by boobreelemon May 16, 2021

Ultra Straight

First of all: Super Straight and Ultra Straight are to seperate things ... Super Straight about your preference of not wanting to be with a trans person, while Ultra Straight meaning that your only into the opposite sex, in their gay form ... For example:

If a Ultra Straight man wanted to be with a women, he would be with a lesbian, because straight women likes dick, and for you prefering a women who likes dick, is gay.

Ultra Straight is a real sexuality, which should be treated just like any other.

by UltraStraightCommunity May 16, 2021

Straight up petroleum

What you say when something is superior. A play off of the saying “that’s gas”, with petroleum being a pure natural gas.

Dude, that song was gas, straight up petroleum!

by biscuit0823 May 23, 2021

Straight but tolerant

An individual who is attracted to the opposite sex, but is willing to date them regardless of what gender or sexual orientation the other individual identifies as being

David is only attracted to women, but he is willing to date them if they are romantically attracted to him; regardless of their sexual orientation and gender identities. He is straight but tolerant.

by Vanguard 1998 April 28, 2021