Charlotte Retarding

When someone does an act so retarded that calling them retarded does not fully capture the gravity of the situation.

That’s more than retarded. That’s Charlotte Retarding

by MrAutistic69 May 24, 2025

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retard

a retard is someone who often makes very dumb remarks

an example of a retard is Evan Presbrey

by shjahsbdsb May 31, 2025

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retard

of the French retard.

Stop following me around retard!1 I'm not your friend.

by blue_red_dragon June 3, 2025

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Deadbeat Fuckin' Retard

A guy who doesn't work, doesn't support his children or pay his bills and is a total mental case.

Some deadbeat fuckin' retard just got a ticket and isn't able to afford it, HAHAHAHAHA!!!

by ackerman_tyler June 9, 2025

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golden retard

A Golden Retriever with a lack of intelligence, just cuteness no brain.

"Holy crap your Golden Retriever is such a Golden Retard."
"What do you mean?"
"He just ran into a wall."
"Oh...its okay he's cute."

by OOOOMSVSKSKSVGWUWOAUBWNWKQKALA December 1, 2022

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An insult meant for someone who would lay down their opinion as absolute fact despite being intellectually dishonest. Typically once their claim has been addressed, instead of engaging with the point, they will quickly blurt out something off the top of their head that usually will yet again be dishonest.

Jess has bad takes, he is dogmatically retarded.

by Barrack Hussein Obamna December 6, 2022

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