Potato Mitts

An Irishman's fists.
"When his Irish Catholic father found out that he got expelled, he beat the shiiit out of him with his potato mitts."

"Conor, this is a 4 year old's birthday party; not UFC. Stop hitting me with your potato mitts trying to prove you're king of the inflatable castle - literally no one cares."
by written_slander November 25, 2023
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Snakes in a Potato

A phrase describing a feeling of great revelation.
Snakes in a Potato!! How did that get there?
by SambucaSally May 28, 2022
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The Juicy Potato

Has a ridiculously thick ass.

Will go monke mode if needed.
Is that The Juicy Potato? Damn he thick asf
by TheJuicyPotato November 20, 2021
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N-Word Hot Potato

When you or one of your buddies says something derogatory and offensive about a race to you, leaving you guilty by association when he or she is called out for saying said word.
Guy 1: “Hey, did you see that Insert Racial Slur just pass by?”
Guy 2: “Dude don’t say that! I don’t want to be hit with the N-Word Hot Potato!”
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SS potato

“Wow” thats an ss potato francis exclaimed
by BaMss December 15, 2019
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winter potatoes

The winter potatoes got cold.
by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023
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Silent Potato

An Irish man that is silent and does not say anything.

A silent but potato smelling fart.

Someone that considers it a sin to not eat the potato skins
Kieran B. is a irishman that says nothing damn he must be a silent potato

You dont eat the skins ! Oh My god thats terrible, said Kieran B.
by Kiki's Bestfrend April 14, 2009
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