Potentially pallitable potato

When ones roasted carbohydrates have escaped your plate and have subsequently landed on ones floor, you have to decide if its still a potentially pallitable potato.

"Honey, is this unconsumed carb you seem to have dropped on the floor still a potentially pallitable potato, or shall I go against everything I stand for and throw it in the bin?"

by MOYESTEED2020 July 23, 2022

Potato

1. Commonly used 'slang' in western countries to describe ones own appearance.

2. To describe poor quality.

1. "Dude I look like such a potato."

2. "What did you film this on? A potato?"

by BallShifter January 21, 2017

Baked potato

In general, when a person who isn't the most attractive gets "baked", or high.

Tom: Man, last night was lit!
Jeff(the slightly unattractive one): Yeah, but I have work tomorrow..
Tom: It's alright, man. You're already a baked potato anyway. I'm sure no one will notice.

by That_user_with_a_name April 28, 2017

Potatoes

Basically a side chick. A chick you bang until she wants a relationship, than once she does you throw her away and continue the tater cycle.

I got mad potatoes on the back burner bro. Just gunna leave em there as long as I can just keeping getting a taste without fulling committing.

by Blonde menas November 19, 2022

looking like a potato

ugly as a sack of potatoes

Dallas looking like a potato~Brewer M.

by brewerbest123 October 29, 2020

instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.

"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."

by AC1919 December 30, 2016

Potato

Leilani Houle

Leilani Houle is a lonely potato who just wants somebody to cuddle with.

by PotatoNuggets March 12, 2019