Pattern Posting

This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticeable.
Instagram: thepatternposter
Pattern posting: the act of diligently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on Instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo. If you do this you are considered a Pattern Poster

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.
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someone who is constantly being clowned in order to make other people laugh
Yo tameka was firen some nasty jokes off her scratchen post.
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flame post

A abusive message posted on the Internet or sent by email, typically in quick response to another message.
Why did ypu sent that flame post?
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Post-HeadClarity

Post-HeadClarity Is the feeling you have after getting brain and not knowing how to feel, so your result is acting a mixture of surprised and shocked, same word? No. Same meaning? Yup.
Friend: “Ayo you good you ain’t lookin yourself”

Man: “Nah man don’t worry just in the middle of Post-HeadClarity“
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Post-Hooker

A 2K Player that has no life and always post hook. Also know has the gayest person to ever touch 2K21
Playshot: Dude that Elite 2 is post hooking

Paint Beast: Yeah dude I know right

P-Lock: Bro hes so gay

Post-Hooker: YOU GUYS ARE JUST BAD LMAO
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The feeling of depression when you return to work after a vacation trip
It's my first Monday back at work after 10 days in Florida. I've got severe post returnum depression
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This phrase indicates a “woke” instagram account with zero basis in reality. Their post likely lack any factual or logical basis and therefore can’t stand up to any outside criticism or commentary. The phrase is used to reassure viewers that their echo chamber is safe from *trigger warning* outside penetration.
My fish Josh identifies as a guppy. Doctors assigned him shark at birth, but he has had numerous experimental surgeries to affirm his identity as a guppy. We’ve had issues with other fishes swimming into Josh’s stomach and sometimes people get micro aggressive about it - therefore Josh has decided up protect fishself and Comments on this post have been limited.
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