First, take the shitty diaper off and attach it to her head. Then shove a large spoon in her dirty ass, get a spoonful of shit and then into her mouth while making airplane noises. I call this move the Jersey Airport.
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Person 1-What happend to your hair dude?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.
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Person 1-Hey dude what happend to your hair?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bulldozer because I diddnt tip him last time.
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bulldozer because I diddnt tip him last time.
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Person 1 : "Man that guy guy was so good last night, he had such a big dick."
Person 2 : "Must have been a Marcus Jensen"
Example 2
The one that is indescribable.
"The One".
Example 3
Girl: wowzers he's amazing..
Boy: Whatever..
Girl: You're just jealous.
Boy: Am not.
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Mike: “dude what’s that smell, did someone pee in here?”
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Mike: “haha what?”
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Mike: “haha sick”
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A place that associates with New York over Philly. It’s a hoagie not a sub, and a place where Wawa is the superior convenience store. Finally, we know it’s called Pork Roll and what the hell are Jimmies?
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As proclaimed by the Chief Justice of the State of New Jersey, Jon Stewart, Central Jersey does exist (See Colbert’s segment on Central Jersey).
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