Cream under the hood

The best of the best.

"Wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!"

See also; The bee's knees, the dog's bollocks

Wow this club is cream under the hood!

by Spacecruseryyy October 26, 2016

Cream sickle pussy fart

a drumstick sunk in a mysterious hole done by the sm0ke

That zombie was annoying so I called him/her a cream sickle pussy fart and cracked my beer

by The sm0ke September 11, 2019

Big cream

When you cream in a girl with your fat ass dick that goes sideways after getting fucked so hard

You my girl gave me a big cream last night

by Big dooty December 21, 2021

Cream nut

When something happens that is so good you relate it to creaming Kim Kardashian.

I found a gram of weed under the couch, CREAM NUT!!!!!

by Mikey Cucum December 8, 2018

Faggots on an ice-cream cone

The phrase you'd use during a frustrating situation.

Oh, faggots on an ice-cream cone! I lost my wallet!

by Boar1 December 20, 2024

Big cream

A big creamy pudussy that squirts all over you and stains your skin

Yo bro, I got to get my dick bleached because my girls big cream left a stain on my dick

by Big dooty December 21, 2021

Bumper cream

The ball sweat that builds up between 2 gay dudes having butt sex, and combines into a thick creamy substance

Yo, Dale, clean up our bumper cream before it stains the sheets!

by Think4yourslf May 6, 2023