American Roulette

When you grab a cops gun and try to shoot yourself before another cop shoots you.

“Bro what happen to Jim, heard he went to the hospital”

“Dude, he tried to play American Roulette”

by k1ng.k3rm1t February 6, 2024

American goal

A soccer term describing one of three events:

1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.

2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.

3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.

Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.

Example:
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.

Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?

Ted: He's the boss's son.

Bill: Way to score an American goal.

by jfalexander July 7, 2010

american tree root

When lying on your back the woman sits on your erection and it goes in her ass

My girl gave me an American tree root last night and we both enjoyed it.

by The name is D January 26, 2016

found the american

A sarcastic response used online (especially on Reddit) when someone makes a comment that assumes U.S. culture, politics, laws, or measurements apply to the entire world. It’s a quick way of pointing out a very America-centric perspective.

Comment: “Wait, you guys don’t celebrate Thanksgiving?”
Reply: “Found the American.”

by green-period September 9, 2025

authentic american

An Authentic American is a patriot, who believes the founding principles of liberty, equality and justice for all are the primary directive governing our nation and it must be protected and defended at all costs and the American Revolution is not over until these ideals are fulfilled in their entirety.

Authentic Americans value Liberty, Equality and Justice for all above fame, celebrity and fortune and have sworn an oath to give their life defending the Founding Principles and unwaveringly oppose tyrants and their sycophants.

by Founding Firebrand October 10, 2020

North American Sandwich

When a Canadian, American and a Mexican have a three-some.

"I had a North American Sandwich last night. It was the best of the North and South."

by kanyeadian February 27, 2024

American girls

Girls who live in the United States, obviously. But what makes these girls annoying are their rampant beliefs in feminism. I wonder if they really know the true meaning of feminism, prolly not. American girls think that it's empowering to post nudes on OF, engage in hookup culture, wear heavy makeup and tight clothes. These girls also think that girls from Eastern countries are oppressed when it's actually quite the opposite. Women in Eastern countries value their culture and religion, treat their bodies like sacred temples and most of all, they do not cater to men. American girls think that being a prostitute is more empowering than being a housewife and mother.

Rajdeep: Have you heard that American girls think we are oppressed by our men?

Harshaali: Yes, so many times! They really think they know more about us than we know about ourselves.

by YourPunjabiGal January 16, 2024