I loved her, but she friend zoned me
by JackTravellin June 19, 2016
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Person 2 texts back: lol hey man whore, hows being a slut?
Person 1: lmao it’s good mate, I just totally ditched an ugly girl it was funny
Person 2: lol dude you’re a prick, but funny shit whatcha do?
Person 1: told her to meet me somewhere and didn’t show lmao
Person 2: haha savage dude, we have such a salty friendship.
Person 1: you’re my only salt friend that understands lol
Person 2 texts back: lol hey man whore, hows being a slut?
Person 1: lmao it’s good mate, I just totally ditched an ugly girl it was funny
Person 2: lol dude you’re a prick, but funny shit whatcha do?
Person 1: told her to meet me somewhere and didn’t show lmao
Person 2: haha savage dude, we have such a salty friendship.
Person 1: you’re my only salt friend that understands lol
by Parker_ December 8, 2018
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by Dirty Claus October 19, 2017
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