douche bag

a word meaning asshole, inconsiderate, and a number of other things but most of all it defines two real people. there names are robert and kent.

kent and robert are the biggest douche bags in the state of florida

by lilrob April 17, 2006

dynamic douche bags

A pair of people who, together, have a greater negative impact than the sum of their individual efforts. Based on the "dynamic duo" of Batman and Robin who had the opposite, positive effect.

So, what have your neighbors been doing lately?

Ever since he moved in with her, the dynamic douche bags have been throwing loud parties and piling trash in their front yard.

by It takes balls to go by "Dick" July 14, 2010

Douche Bag Fag

Someone who spends $200 on a pair of jeans (not to be confused with someone who buys a $200 computer graphics card).

"You bought those for how much? You're a douche bag fag."

by He of One Letter May 21, 2009

Douche From Kansas

An individual from the great state of Kansas, usually a Washburn University alumnus/alumni, that is in fact a douche.

Taylor: Josh is such a bag of douche.
Augie: Yeah, Douche From Kansas.

by Teesk July 28, 2008

douche ex machina

The guy who enters the room while you're watching a movie and then ruins the ending.
Based off of the Greek dues ex machina meaning the "God of the machine" that would enter the play near the end and solve all of the problems the characters would have.

Guy 1: Hey you watching a movie?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's The Sixth sense.
Guy 1: Oh, I love how Bruce Willis is dead at the end of this movie!
Guy 2: Thanks douche ex machina

by bry814 September 30, 2010

Douche-Bag-A-Saurus

A cranky douche bag of epic proportions

Don't mess with him, he's a douche-bag-a-saurus.

by karment August 26, 2010

douche master flex

A man or woman who has truly mastered the ability to be a douche bag and deserves the title of being a master flex in their talents.

You my friend are a douche master flex for eating that fish taco!

by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005