candy apple surprise

A sex position that involves sugar and syrup with apples

My husband and I tried the candy apple surprise last night

by May 12, 2023

Apple-Knocker

-Noun-
One that knocks a apples off a surface, or from someones hand. Apple-Knockers are infamous for being at the front of the line at apple throwing contests, or anything that has to do with apples, they will be the first to do it.

*Knocks an apple out of someones hand*
"Hey! My apple!"
"Not my problem!"
"You apple-knocker!"

by iiDestiny December 05, 2017

apple-knocker

did u rlly think there was a word such as apple-knocker

nope.

stop being an apple-knocker

by apple-knocker April 16, 2018

Apple Creamer

This is a person who has/is/or will fuck an apple. This person may do it for fun or for a dare but it don't matter.

"I'm an Apple Creamer"

"You're fucking weird

by The Bog Zombie June 14, 2023

apple pie a la mope

When crying at three in the morning and eating a depression meal.

Friend 1: what did you do last night?
Friend 2: I had an apple pie a la mope

by Queen Onion March 18, 2020

National Apple Day

It's the day to Memorize Apples

"Oh my gosh, how could I forget? It's National Apple Day!"

by Akaodopamwgeha April 03, 2023

National Apple Day

April 3

"Oh my gosh, it's National Apple Day! That means its April 3rd."

by Akaodopamwgeha April 03, 2023