Straight Shamer

A person, usually queer, who ridicules, neglects, or shames a person for not being a LGBT individual.

TheQueerKiwi: hi guys, today we're going to be losing our minds over dumb straight people 🤗

TheQueerKiwi on YouTube is a Straight Shamer.

by ▪◾⬛◾▪ July 19, 2022

Straight Swaggin

When someone, or something looks good, feels good, or has done something good

David: " Ayo Josè your ride is straight swaggin"

by Big Ounce6573 November 24, 2020

yo straight

When you nigga ass bitch says hey daddy aka they fucking think you gay as hell and your a 14 year old gay ass

Yo straight lookin ass don’t touch me.

by SamwmHardSickDick January 11, 2018

straight

a phase we all you're just a little gay ;)

my son: hey dad I'm straight

me: it's just a phase

by I'm daddy;) September 3, 2020

Experimental Straight

A straight guy who is curious to how it would feel if he jammed his finger up his ass.

Jack: *Jerking off to some missionary

Jack: *Starts to get re ally curious

Jack: *Jams finger up his ass
Jack: *Smells Finger
Jack: *proceeds to wash hands
Jack: "And that's the story of how I became an experimental straight and not bisexual.

by RamoonAdoo October 30, 2017

Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are

thatrandomperson and teegan

Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are (sexualities)

by thatrandompersonnnnn April 27, 2024

Aquinas straight

A man who is only attracted to women would make good wives and mothers and only into relations which will conform to the Natural Law.

Casual sex, contraception, oral, and anything else that got a particular town or two wiped off the face of the Earth in the Old Testament, are all offensive to Aquinas straight people and their sexual orientation.

I've been confused lately, labeling myself as "Super Straight," which is really childish and offensive to me. I am not "Super Straight". I am Aquinas Straight.

by matkap March 15, 2021