Weird person: I was about to eat that bitches ass when she bust out that hair cake. And man, that shit aint' do it for me
Normal person: Are you serious? I'd eat her out instanlty if I'd see some jungle down south
Normal person: Are you serious? I'd eat her out instanlty if I'd see some jungle down south
by Papa Kunt May 8, 2018
Get the Hair Cakemug. When a individual of the preferred sex sits in the seat behind you in a car and deeply slowly and sexually runs there fingers through your hair
“Hey didn’t you hear? Max was getting hair from Vicky in the Volvo last night after the show. yeah and his boner was extreme”
-“no way, lucky duck.”
-“no way, lucky duck.”
by Hairgetter July 31, 2023
Get the Getting hairmug. by iGood October 2, 2018
Get the skittle hairmug. by ChickenChocker69 April 2, 2025
Get the jesus hairmug. Braids are a great protective style for natural hair. Braiding hair is an easy and fun hairstyle. It's one of the most versatile hairstyles around, right up there with ponytails and buns. And braiding hair extensions can add a lot to your outfit, turning you from drab to fab in seconds.
Braiding hair extensions are perfect for women who love to experiment with their hair. Braiding hair extensions can be used for any relaxed or protective hairstyle.
by lesmarjan15 April 6, 2022
Get the Braiding Hair Extensionsmug. acronym for Chief Executive officer hair, One of the biggest things wrong with America and the biggest threats to the middle class.
by Ceojoe March 3, 2009
Get the CEHoe Hairmug. a crash out, from having second-hand embarrassment.
Story your reading:
Girl 1: I-I want you.. boy 1
Boy 1: but.. I have someone else.. girl 1..
Girl 1: NOO YOUR MINE!
you reading the book: shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRINGE
Girl 1: I-I want you.. boy 1
Boy 1: but.. I have someone else.. girl 1..
Girl 1: NOO YOUR MINE!
you reading the book: shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRINGE
by BambiBlade August 19, 2025
Get the shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbimug.