Chris cherian

Stupid paki

Oh yea you know that chris cherian fella, stupid paki

by Christianchan May 11, 2022

chris

a good friend verry sarry person and is loyal and trustworth you can trust them with anything and they will always have youre back they never back down not verry smart tho they are considerd popular they fit in verry well with a group of stoners.

hey chris is such a great friend hess kinda smexy too.

by chris smexy, trueted, hottie. May 12, 2022

Chris Beaman

When you beat women, or lacerate your girlfriends kidney, or when your mom gets a restraining order against you.

When a woman gets beat by a man, she just got the Chris Beaman

by Goaty mcgoat boy May 12, 2022

Chris A theory

The thoeory that theres tiny silly Chris's hiding around every corner of your house. Chris like to flip over desks when angy and they tend to be little. They dress in bikinnis when feeling silly. Theyre like little garden knomes, they soawn in the masses and peep theres itty bitty heads through windows when alone. They typically wear champion shirts and vans. They gather in groups and attack by viciously jump up and down to create a decoy, then the leader Arreola tears the opponent down

Have you heard of the Chris A theory? WOah what was that.... ITS A CHRIS A RUN!!

by CusinFurry September 14, 2022

Chris Caboose

A fit guy who happens to have a big butt. He will likely blame his bootylicious backside on doing squats.

Adam: Have you seen his butt lately? He's turning into a real Chris Caboose!
Bill: Well he does say that every day is squat day...

by meltedcrayons September 14, 2022

chris and denise

lowkey one of the cutest couples u will see in a while. chris and denise love each other very much and would do anything for eachother to make eachother happy

person 1: "hey, have you heard of chris and denise?"

person 2: "yea they are such a cute couple!"

by evadxz 😛 September 17, 2022

Chris

A sexy fat man, who can shove his massive dick where ever you want it to go, he is able to rearrange your guts if you want him to. He would be a smart rich person who goes to the gym everyday but cannot lose his weight, he earns more money than you have ever dreamed of and would waste any time but spend it on you.

He is the type of person that would go to groupies and reproduce at them, he can come home with any girl he wants to and would have a good time with them and you.

Oh my god he is such a fucking Chris, he is so hot and sexy.

by spicule1 September 18, 2022