Jesus mode

Basically the opposite of sicko mode. Can be used when going to a place that you have to act socially acceptable, such as church or a funeral, or if you need to do good in a presentation or test for school.

"I'm about to go Jesus mode on the test."

by 241Bundalo March 21, 2019

Black Jesus

A god

Black Jesus was found running from the police.

by The Real Black Jesus March 24, 2019

Nick Jesus

A douchbag who is always depressed

That dude is Nick Jesus! He’s such a docuhebag!

by Dhehhdhd March 31, 2019

jesus stick

a vape

Hey Bobbie, can I see your Jesus stick for a sec?

by cattle graze April 6, 2019

gold star from jesus

A reference to the crown season 2, episode 6, vergangenhiet.
Prince Philip stumbles in drunk into his wifes room after he celebrated her kicking a nazi out of the country.
He drunkly proclaims that she is heroic and deserves a gold star from jesus.

person 1: yo, my sister just gave me $200

person 2: she deserves a gold star from jesus

by thecrownstan April 24, 2019

Jesus time

When you declare Jesus time there is no cussing and no shenanigans .

Guy 1: That little mother fuc...
Guy 2: It’s Jesus time.
Guy 1: Ok.

by Hamburgerblobfish May 10, 2019

Polish Jesus

Very cool kid known as "chill guy" or "depression god"
Long-hair guy, no-smoke and Shephard lover and not sure about that
Loves life and no smoke for sureee
When they ask me: "Watchuuu doinggg?" I answer: " VINTAGE and I'm good"

Girl 1: Have you seen the new student Polish Jesus, he looks quite focus on studies and minimalistic
Girl 2: Are you sureeeee&watchuu doinggg???
Girl 3: Shephard likes this Polish Jesus for sureeee.

by Lil Khan December 11, 2019