Chris

This is the man every woman desires inside and out. He possesses all of the amazing qualities we fantasize about when we envision the “Perfect Guy”. This well mannered gentleman has a loving selfless heart and treats everyone with respect. He has a soft spot for animals and would go to great lengths to save every last one of them if he could. If you have a sense of humor, there will never be a dull moment because his middle name is Sarcasm. He has the strength and courage of a Silverback Gorilla, and will protect what is his at all costs. This is the man that you want and need in your corner but hands off ladies, he is already spoken for😉

When I grow up I am going to get me a Chris to grow old and happy with.

by Kalinetarget1976 March 22, 2023

Chris’ Caulk

Big phat and girthy with only Josh MC and Beth being able to withstand the power. Noah and Silas sometimes see it.

“Gyatt Zayum Chris’ Caulk is huge!”

by Raelis October 13, 2025

Chris Browned

Beating the shit outta somebody.

See pwnd

Bob-Did you see that UFC fight last night?!

John-Yea bro Kimbo Slice got Chris Browned!

by SoxdaCat December 18, 2009

Chris

An awesome person but quiet person who will laugh with you. Although if there a girl there a badass no exceptions.

My friend Chris is dope but quiet
My girlfriend Chris is confident

by Caranro April 13, 2020

Chris

That one kid that is a rebel doesn't like doing things and likes fnaf

That kid Chris is a pretty big fan of fnaf

I know right

by Thatonefnafkid July 8, 2021

Chris

Perfect

Your family loves him more than you, you’re obsessed with him, you love him so much, he thinks he’s nothing that he’s useless and trash, but he’s not he’s just amazing and it hurts to see him be mean to himself. Chris you are amazing

by Lovely Sunday December 23, 2019

salty chris

A gay faggot with no friends

There was once a salty Chris who thought he was not gay but people thought that he was

by 1357445Jimmie February 20, 2018